Being a concise and possibly even accurate MAPP of the Great City of the DISCWORLD

Including Unseen University and environs!

Also finest assortment of avenues, lanes, squares, and alleys for your walking pleasure

"There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people walk along them the wrong way."
-- from Moving Pictures

Ankh-Morpork! City of One Thousand Surprises (according to the famous publication by the Guild of Merchants)! All human life is there! Although, if it walks down the wrong alley, often quite briefly!

The city celebrated in the bestselling Discworld series by Terry Pratchett has been meticulously mapped for the first time. It's all here -- from Unseen University to the Shades, from major landmarks like the Patrician's Palace to little-known, er, nooks like Dwarf Bread Museum in Whirligig Alley. See the famous streets along which so many heroes have walked, in some cases quite hurriedly!

As leading Ankh-Morpork entrepeneur C.M.O.T. Dibbler would say: A snip at any price -- and that's cutting our own throat. Well, close.